Name for Crystal programmers

[jzakiya]

And so it shall begin, The Rise of The Crystalists!

What are Crystal programmers called?

Lord Vader these Crystalists are a pesky bunch! And we C their numbers growing. We must act Swiftly to supress them. If not, they’ll become a Haskell to contend with. Shall we unleash the demon Python upon them? Or is there another way we must Go? No, let’s get down to the Basics of what we must do. We must call the Assembly together to decide. Madam Ada will not save us now, neither Lord Pascal. We should have crushed them as Rubyist when we had the chance. Or even when they were mer…